Humor

Doctor CREDIBLE MEDICAL EXCUSES FOR THE ABSENT EMPLOYEE Reasons for taking time off work vary Be it a family emergency, a medical condition, a misunderstanding with a co-worker, a hangover or a much needed break from stress employees everywhere and anywhere from the supervisors down to the rank and file will always have reasons to absent themselves

Fake college diplomas have become quite the collector’s item and serve as excellent conversational pieces in many situations Now you can choose your field of interest and level of study to secure a fake diploma that will decorate your walls and create curiousity in others to want to know where you obtained it

When I glanced at the cover, I mistakenly assumed this was going to be some kind of self help and diet book A writing genre that induces a comatose state in me after page 2

What do you do when confronted with the sight of a CCTV security camera Do you go on as if it is a speck on the wall worthy of your attention as a, well, speck on the wall

Marijuana users have always sought legal loopholes in countries where it is illegal to own or smoke it Many people choose to buy marijuana seeds (which is legal in many places), then grow and smoke their own (which is not

Cannabis news is always cropping up in the papers and online Whether it’s the latest MP venting their opinion on the dangers of the drug, before admitting they used to take it or a celebrity busted by police over possession, it’s pretty hard to avoid

Most boaters know the difference between WMDs (weapons of mass destruction) and MSDs (marine sanitation devices) Congress on the other hand seems to spend as much time regulating MSDs as they do looking for WMDs

If you want to have a really good time, enjoy the sun and yet not put too much of a hole in your bank balance, you simply cannot do better than a spur-of-the-moment, cheap Spanish holiday The country has a huge amount to offer and is very welcoming to us visitors

At my age I thought I'd seen it all But, after living in Thailand for a year I gave thanks to my mother for seeing that I was potty-trained in the good ole' U

My wife and 15 year-old daughter are shopping addicts It’s unquestionably their favorite way of mother-daughter bonding

No matter where you want to add a rustic country look, pine furniture is the answer It is as popular as it has ever been, and is less expensive than other wood furniture

Have you ever had your car stolen It is a gutting experience, especially when it’s your fault

Laughter is the best medicine and a great icebreaker for a first date, as a sense of humor is as the number one turn-on for many women But it's one thing to have a great sense of humor, it's quite another to have everyone in stitches

- My friend mentioned that he and his wife are taking out a home equity line of credit to buy Christmas presents Isn't that a little crazy

There's this guy who lives across the street from us who we have renamed Wet Lips When we are in a really lighthearted mood, we refer to him as Puffy Wet Lips

I was dreaming I was eating Carnitas

1 If you are a teenager living on Elm Street what should you never do

Have you ever been to Destin, Florida I love the white sand beaches, moderate climate and beautiful clear blue ocean there, although it's a much more touristy kind of place than it was about 30 years ago when I first went there with my father, step mother, half-sister, and other family members

1 Chocolate is made from cocoa beans

Question: Which is stronger -- concrete or bone Answer: Bone Useless Fact: Human bones can actually resist 40 times more stress than concrete

Imagine a web site where you go on a daily basis to see a humorous thought for the day Better yet, what if that site delivers the humorous thought for the day to your email

Some people are natural comedians because they have the amazing ability to apply humor to any situation They do not have to put much effort behind the ability they have either and doing it is not an act at all

Accessible technology, restaurant-style quality and high-end design are emerging not merely as trends, but requirements for today’s home enthusiasts Add to that the desire for design and home appliance choices that reflect environmental sustainability and it’s clear that the kitchens of tomorrow have a lot to live up to